tastefullyoffensive:

Iceberg![via] 

tastefullyoffensive:

Iceberg!

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I told her I’d rather talk about her, instead of listening to her drone on about the weather. Little did I know she was an aspiring meteorologist.

Downton Abbey vs. the Super Bowl 

“The Super-Proper Bowl” 

This is pretty creative. 

Me:How do you know?
Cleverbot:I know everything.
Me:OH. ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY OMNIPOTENT OMNISCIENT CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot:You type to fast to be a human.
clever. 

clever. 

(Source: how-to-succeed-at-nothing)

brilliantlens:

bryandrums:

BRB, DYING!

GOTCHU THUUUUR LOOOOL

brilliantlens:

bryandrums:

BRB, DYING!

GOTCHU THUUUUR LOOOOL

(Source: lazyocean)

(Source: free-spoons)